‘Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, it’s Valentines Day soon? F**K THAT!’ (LOL JK) Yes, it’s that time of the year again boys and girls -- Valentine’s Day. Perhaps the most controversial day in the calender to be quite honest.

IN THE RED CORNER WE HAVE:
- The overly ‘moist’ couples
- The hopeless romantics
- 96.6% of the female population
- The ‘forever alone’ category

IN THE BLACK (HEARTED) CORNER WE HAVE:
- People that no one loves
- Ugly people
- 98.4% of the male population
- The ‘forever alone’ category
- People who have never had a valentine
- Trapstars/Roadmen

Most of us use so many different lines to get out of celebrating Valentine’s Day from it’s not a ‘real day’ or ‘why should I treat her any differently on this one particular day’ or my personal favourite, ‘F**K THAT S**T, some any moist day’.

To be honest Valentine’s Day can be fun, get to spend some time with someone you care about (lame), make someone else feel good about themselves (SUPER LAME) or if you’re not into that, it could be a perfect chance for you to put the peanut in the peanut hole (#WINNING)

This year I happen to be celebrating the joyous occasion. I asked the lucky lady where she wanted to go. Her response was, ‘take me somewhere really expensive’. Now, being the Romeo that I am and seeing as I aim to please, I am going to follow through with what she has requested. However I am spoilt for choice. I’m either going to take her to University or a Petrol station.

Written by @IbbyOnJupiter
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Student. Blogger. Your Girlfriend’s Favorite Pastime. I’m multi-talented; I do different stuffs. If my writing was a female, it would be Rosa Acosta..so you know you wanna have a cheeky look!